Beverly Donan, a 53 year old divorced receptionist at a
construction equipment rental company stated Friday that she had no weekend
plans but was just glad that it was Friday.
"Everyone was talking about all of the big plans
that they had this weekend. I heard
'Farmer's Market' thrown around a few times.
I even heard about some parade in the park. Honestly, I just want to relax and listen to
Delilah--It's been a stressful week.
Sometimes I feel like that cat!" explained Beverly pointing to her
classic “Hang in There” poster.
It's believed that Ms. Donan prefers to spend her weekend
times at home relaxing with her Shar Pei or reading back issues of Reader's
Digest.
"I just feel awful.
My friend Sharon was saving all of these back issues for me and I swore
I'd get around to reading them and could never have the time, between the bake
sales for church and the weeds in the garden.
I think now may be a good time to get started. I can't wait to see the jokes. There are usually a few I can throw around at
Sunday school that'll get a pretty good chuckle. I should probably stay home anyway, Betsy,
my Shar Pei has had a bladder infection so I've really had to watch her lately”
Ms. Donan's situation is believed to be unique in that
she looks forward to Fridays ALL week.
"I mean, as soon as Monday gets here I'm like
'Ahhh!..is it Friday yet?!?' Everyone chuckles, because they know it's not but
they can't wait either."
Whenever she gets stressed, she turns to her calendar of
inspirational quotes, scented candles, and smooth jazz by John Tesh she keeps
in her cubicle.
“It would be nice to do brunch with some friends. Most of mine are with their husbands on
weekend mornings. I suppose I could try
online dating, but I just heard that there are so many crazy people on the
internet. I mean, I watched that
Dateline show a few years back. ”
The most recent reports indicate that Ms. Donan is
considering purchasing a cat.
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