1. The "I Love Pumpkin Spice!!" tattoo on your forehead will finally be seasonal and festive.
2. Oct 11 is National Coming Out Day. Hello new gay BFF!
3. Halloween! A chance to get wasted just like you do every other weekend but to do it dressed in some kind of half-ass cat costume you threw together at the last minute so you weren't the only person at the party without a costume.
4. When you tell someone you're going for an autumn walk they'll think you're helping people by going on an autism walk. I mean, if it's kind of loud or if there's a lot of traffic going by they could make that mistake.
5. The changing of leaves is a reminder of the slow decay down to the season of darkness that will cast it's cold, bitter shadow until March.
6. On All Hallows' Eve the souls of the dearly departed are thought to rise from the grave and wander the Earth to seek vengeance of those who have wronged them before moving on to the next world. They picked a good night too because there are a lot of pretty bitchin' parties that night.
7. Fall weather is very pleasant.
8. If you're a procrastinator and never took down your Christmas tree last year, you can stop worrying because, if you hang in a few more weeks, you can just say you put it up early.
9. Starbucks will be running a promotion that, if you let their scientists inject your uterus with pumpkin DNA and gestate a human/pumpkin mutant for 9 months, you'll get 10% off Pumpkin Spice Lattes in the months of September-November.
10. When you accidentally give your baby hard apple cider instead of its usual apple juice, it'll probably do some pretty funny and adorable things when it's wicked hammered. I smell a hilarious viral video/child abuse lawsuit.
